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Better Than Dachshund Farts

Better Than Dachshund Farts

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DACHSHUND FARTS

FOR DACHSHUND LOVERS WHO KNOW THE STRUGGLE

Small dog. Long body. Questionable smells.

Dachshund Farts is the hilariously relatable candle for anyone who shares their home, couch, and personal space with a sausage dog. Because dachshunds may be adorable, loyal, and full of personality — but sometimes they absolutely clear the room.

Perfect for dachshund mums and dads, dog lovers, birthdays, Christmas, housewarmings, or as a funny little gift for that friend who is completely obsessed with their sausage dog.

THE SCENT — COCONUT + ORANGE

Citrus zest blended with coconut, amber, and vanilla. Warm, golden, inviting.

THE CANDLE

  • 100% California soy wax
  • Lead free cotton wick
  • Phthalate and paraben free
  • No H351 or H361 ingredients
  • 40 to 50 hour burn time
  • 9 oz | 2.86” diameter x 3.35” height

CANDLE CARE

Trim wick to one quarter inch before each burn. Allow wax to melt fully to the edges on the first burn. Burn no longer than four hours at a time.

Handcrafted in small batches in our Orange County studio. Woman owned and founded in 2019. Orders ship within 2 to 3 business days.

Shipping Info

We carefully pack and ship all orders from Darwin, Australia, and aim to dispatch orders within 1–3 business days.

Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on the size and weight of your order. Multiple quantities of fabric will be supplied as one continuous cut where possible.

If you have any questions about shipping or your order, please contact us at hello@poppyspatch.com.au.

Refunds & Returns

We want you to love your purchase from Poppy’s Patch. If you experience any issues with your order, please contact us within 7 days of receiving your parcel so we can assist.

Due to the nature of cut fabric, we are unable to offer returns or refunds for change of mind on fabric that has been cut to order.

If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact us with photos and your order details, and we will work with you to resolve the issue as quickly as possible.

If you have any questions, please contact us at hello@poppyspatch.com.au.

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